And although I am obviously choking my best friend, I noticed these dark spots all over my pants, and I was thinking of how they got there. Here are the thoughts I came across:
- I sat in something wet
- The toilet has some serious flushing splash to it
- I just forgot to use the bathroom and weedled myself
- I just missed the toilet all together and weedled myself
- After using the bathroom and washing my hands, there apparently was nothing else to wipe my hands with (I really am hoping it's this one!)
- The dark spots are the new style
- During the balloon fight, someone got my bottom
- Someone took a shot with my bottom
TRUTH-- I have no recollection on how or why my pants got this way... which tells me at least I know I lived up to the expectations of my 21st birthday!
